The Software Abides.
A polished streaming app for streamingsoundtracks.com with full cover art support. Your movie soundtracks, 24/7.
"I just want to listen, man. Is that too much to ask?" — The Dude
"The Dude's playlist abides. No Eagles, though. Ever." — The Dude
"Sometimes there's a song, man. And I'm talkin' about the right song for the right time." — The Stranger
Scan the data-matrix code on LEGO Collectible Minifigure boxes to reveal which character is inside.
Currently not up to date — The Dude is, you know... lazy.
"You want a minifigure? I can get you a minifigure by 3 o'clock." — Walter
"This is what happens when you open a box without scanning, Larry!" — Walter
"Nobody calls me 'unopened.' You got the wrong box, man." — The Dude
Decode Data Matrix codes on Deutsche Post franked mail. Reveals postage value, product type, submission date, and crowdsourced sender identification.
"What's in the matrix, Lebowski? The Dude wants to know." — The Dude
"Donny, these stamps are not the issue here." — Walter
"Every letter tells a story, man. You just gotta scan it." — The Dude
A markdown file viewer with GitHub Flavored Markdown support, math rendering, multiple themes, and dark mode. Open and read your .md files in style.
"I'm just gonna go find a document, man." — The Dude
"This document is not the issue here, Dude." — Walter
"Nice markup, man." — The Dude
Browser extension that shows your total accumulated LEGO Insider points—the number LEGO hides from you. Optional money-spent calculator and customizable display symbols. Available for Chrome, Firefox, Edge, and Brave.
"They're hiding something. The bricks don't lie, man." — The Dude
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is points. There are rules." — Walter
"New information has come to light, man. About the points." — The Dude
A reverse RSVP—mark when you can't come instead of when you can. Also at kommenicht.de and kannnicht.de.
"The Dude has so many appointments, he can't show up everywhere." — The Dude
"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your schedule, man." — The Dude
"The Dude is not in. The Dude never agreed to this." — The Dude
A social virtual aquarium. Create pixel art fish and decorations that swim between players' tanks. A shared, chill ecosystem.
"Sometimes you just gotta watch the fish swim, man." — The Dude
"Far out, man. Far out." — The Dude
"The fish abide." — The Dude
An interactive REPL for REST endpoint discovery. Navigate hypermedia APIs from your terminal like a chill explorer.
"This code really ties the room together." — The Dude
"Obviously, you're not an API golfer." — The Dude
"Careful, man. There's an endpoint here." — Walter
"But where are the Android apps?" Has the whole world gone crazy?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about privacy?! Fuckin' Google wants The Dude to hand over an unredacted photo ID just to "verify" his identity. Over the line! That's, like, training data for their goddamn facial recognition database. I don't roll on Shabbos, and The Dude sure as shit doesn't hand his face to a surveillance company. Mark it zero, Google. The Dude's apps live on iOS, where nobody asks to scan your face before you ship code. When Google pulls its head out of its ass, maybe The Dude will reconsider. Maybe.
"Has the whole world gone crazy?!" — Walter
"Over the line! Mark it zero!" — Walter
"Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!" — Walter